by Astor Arensin » Mon Sep 27, 2021 2:18 am
Try my new product, Gilderoy's Fancy Facial Ointment, today!
Now, I know what you're thinking! "What an odd product for Gilderoy 'Flawless Face' Lockhart to have created when he does not suffer from any facial issues."
Well, dear readers, this product is for you, not me. Do you want to have a flawless, beautiful, or handsome face like mine? Not a single scar, pimple, zit, or blemish to be seen! And no, it's not glamour, haha! Gilderoy's Fancy Facial Ointment is a potion-based ointment cream with the main ingredient of Ramora scales and a splash of Runespoor venom. The venom is made inert during the production process, so you don't have to worry about any adverse side effects!
Try my new product, Gilderoy's Fancy Facial Ointment, today!
Now, I know what you're thinking! "What an odd product for Gilderoy 'Flawless Face' Lockhart to have created when he does not suffer from any facial issues."
Well, dear readers, this product is for you, not me. Do you want to have a flawless, beautiful, or handsome face like mine? Not a single scar, pimple, zit, or blemish to be seen! And no, it's not glamour, haha! Gilderoy's Fancy Facial Ointment is a potion-based ointment cream with the main ingredient of Ramora scales and a splash of Runespoor venom. The venom is made inert during the production process, so you don't have to worry about any adverse side effects!