by Astor Arensin » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:24 am
The following is an excerpt from the book entitled Gilderoy Lockhart's Guide to Household Pests.
Listen up, my dear readers! This book will allow you to rid your humble abode, or magnificent manor, of the common (and some not-so-common) household pests that may plague you. I, Gilderoy Lockhart, five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile, author extraordinaire, and recipient of the Order of Merlin Third Class, shall teach you all that you need to know! Whether struggling with a Doxy, Chizpurfle, Bundimun, Garden Gnome, or anything else, I've dealt with them many times over, and soon, you will too. Trust me when I say that dealing with these pests is no easy feat, but I will help you learn everything you need to know about them to get the upper hand and rid your house of them for good!