by Prof. Tarma Amelia Black » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:12 pm
Evening report -Gotham City News
An alert is posted for the lookout of orange carrots which are appearing in anomalous places in our fair city. People report seeing carrots in snow-drifts and, if they pull them out of the drift, an arm appears from out of nowhere and grabs them. According to the reports, the arm itself appears to be made of branches or twigs. Per the reports, yelling and jerking back from the carrot (and arm) suffices to free yourself from any potential harm. An unfortunate report is of a dog who grabbed a carrot from a snow drift, and tried to run off with it. The unidentified suspect disengaged from the snow bank, picked up the dog and, according to the report, levitated away. (“Creepy. Reminded me of those Daleks, you know?”) This gave us our only accurate description of the 'personage' -- three large round balls made of snow piled on top of each other, largest at the bottom decreasing in size to the top, with branches for arms and twigs for fingers, wearing a blue scarf and blue knitted hat. (The dog was found a block away, gnawing on the carrot.)
If you encounter orange carrots in a bin in a grocery store, they are probably fine.
Evening report -Gotham City News
An alert is posted for the lookout of orange carrots which are appearing in anomalous places in our fair city. People report seeing carrots in snow-drifts and, if they pull them out of the drift, an arm appears from out of nowhere and grabs them. According to the reports, the arm itself appears to be made of branches or twigs. Per the reports, yelling and jerking back from the carrot (and arm) suffices to free yourself from any potential harm. An unfortunate report is of a dog who grabbed a carrot from a snow drift, and tried to run off with it. The unidentified suspect disengaged from the snow bank, picked up the dog and, according to the report, levitated away. (“Creepy. Reminded me of those Daleks, you know?”) This gave us our only accurate description of the 'personage' -- three large round balls made of snow piled on top of each other, largest at the bottom decreasing in size to the top, with branches for arms and twigs for fingers, wearing a blue scarf and blue knitted hat. (The dog was found a block away, gnawing on the carrot.)
If you encounter orange carrots in a bin in a grocery store, they are probably fine.