by Louis Walles » Fri Oct 28, 2022 10:23 pm
One day at a Toy shop,
I met a man selling cats,
For money he wanted to swap,
But I really wanted some rats.
"Got any rats?" asked I.
"For that's how I'll spend my money."
"No rats here!" said the guy.
He seemed to find it quite funny.
"We've got some lovely fish,
I'll give you a very fine price."
"I'd rather have some gish."
The man blinked rapidly thrice.
The man seemed exceptionally evil,
And his manner was strangely amused.
He wasn't what I would call medieval,
Great disdain he noticeably oozed.
Like others, he thought I was odd,
Some say I'm a bit terrible.
Still he gave me a courteous nod,
As if he thought I was plenty repairable.
So in search of my goal I departed,
But before the Toy shop could I leave,
The man came running full-hearted,
"I can help you I believe."
"Cats, rats, you shall find.
Fish, gish, you can get.
You must now open your mind,
And get down to London Market.
So to London Market I decided to go,
In search of the rats I craved.
The winds it did eerily blow.
But I felt that the day could be saved.
There were stalls selling rings,
Fruits in many shades.
There were even stalls selling wings
People were scattered from many trades
I was greeted by a peculiar lady,
She seemed to be rather terrible
I couldn't help thinking she might be quite shady.
I wondered if she was at all repairable.
Before I could open my mouth,
She shouted, "For you, I have some rats!"
I headed towards her, to the south,
Past some fish and cats.
"But how did you know?" I asked,
"Do you want them or not?" she did say.
Silently, the rats she passed.
Then vanished before I could pay.
As I walked away I hard a crackle
Or was it, perhaps, a hushed cackle?
One day at a Toy shop,
I met a man selling cats,
For money he wanted to swap,
But I really wanted some rats.
"Got any rats?" asked I.
"For that's how I'll spend my money."
"No rats here!" said the guy.
He seemed to find it quite funny.
"We've got some lovely fish,
I'll give you a very fine price."
"I'd rather have some gish."
The man blinked rapidly thrice.
The man seemed exceptionally evil,
And his manner was strangely amused.
He wasn't what I would call medieval,
Great disdain he noticeably oozed.
Like others, he thought I was odd,
Some say I'm a bit terrible.
Still he gave me a courteous nod,
As if he thought I was plenty repairable.
So in search of my goal I departed,
But before the Toy shop could I leave,
The man came running full-hearted,
"I can help you I believe."
"Cats, rats, you shall find.
Fish, gish, you can get.
You must now open your mind,
And get down to London Market.
So to London Market I decided to go,
In search of the rats I craved.
The winds it did eerily blow.
But I felt that the day could be saved.
There were stalls selling rings,
Fruits in many shades.
There were even stalls selling wings
People were scattered from many trades
I was greeted by a peculiar lady,
She seemed to be rather terrible
I couldn't help thinking she might be quite shady.
I wondered if she was at all repairable.
Before I could open my mouth,
She shouted, "For you, I have some rats!"
I headed towards her, to the south,
Past some fish and cats.
"But how did you know?" I asked,
"Do you want them or not?" she did say.
Silently, the rats she passed.
Then vanished before I could pay.
As I walked away I hard a crackle
Or was it, perhaps, a hushed cackle?